Jeremiah: "I need a half a pill."
Me: "What pills?"
Jeremiah: "The blue ones that Daddy gives me. I don't know what they make you do but I need one."..."What do those pills make you do?"
Me: "They help get the mucus out of your lungs."
Jeremiah: "Oh."..."Mom, I have lots of muquos in my lungs. Can I have a blue pill now?"