What Happens When the Freaks Step Out At Night

The evening started out just fine. This homeschooling family left the confines of their home to enjoy what they expected would be a good old fashioned night of family fun. You see, in our world bowling is something that is done during daylight hours while the prices are cheap and lanes are empty. We decided to do something different.
Leon and I knew about "Extreme Bowling" only in our hey day it was called "Cosmic Bowling." The kids were shocked. These poor unsocialized people were not expecting a light show.
So they did what any freak would do.

They attempt to invent their own version of the game. Synchronized Bowling anyone?
They consume large amounts of "adult" drinks, pumping their bodies with sugar and caffeine.

They recreate their home environment to feel more comfortable. Life would be meaningless if there were a clean table to sit at.
Think he might be more impressed with the light show than with bowling? Nah, he's just watching for the dancing bowling pins on the tv screen, you gotta be quick to catch 'em. TV...oooohhh....ahhhhh!
"Do you think it will make it, Joshua?" (take note of the bumpers...and they were still surprised everytime they knocked the pins down!)
"Ball too heavy son,? For Heaven's sake pull up your pants! You're beginning to look like the natives!"
Very cool score on that second game!
The 91 Threepeat:
Leon told me that I'm not allowed to tell the story of how he slipped across the line and busted his butt...it was so funny, you HAD to be there! I was gracious to my dh and did not take pictures while he was down. Course that was really because someone had to help me off the floor from falling down laughing!!!