Ishmaelism

Ishmael: "Hey, Mom, didn't Franklinstein invent electricity?"

Me: "Hmm?" Because, I'm on the computer and I'm paying him no attention.

Ishmael: "Didn't Benjamin Franklinstein invent electricity?"

Me: "I'm not sure." which is my "safe answer" for when I'm not paying attention.

Kelsea: "MOM! I can't believe you fell for that!! Ishmael, it's Ben Franklin. Not Franklinstein." She shook her head in disbelief.

What. Ever.